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roachpatrol:

boyfriendleaders:



aww.
WHAT?
NO.
NO!
WHAT ABOUT KIRK?
what- oh yeah, he looks kind of jealous there, doesn’t he!
MORE LIKE FUMING WITH JEALOUS RAGE.
HOW THE FUCK COULD SPOCK DO THAT TO HIM?
well, i don’t think he knew that kirk liked uhura for one thing, but-
HOLD ON.
HOLD ON.
WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?
that i don’t think spock knew kirk like-
I HEARD WHAT YOU SAID, I JUST CANNOT BELIEVE YOU ACTUALLY FORMED THOSE WORDS IN YOUR HEAD AND EXPRESSED THEM VERBALLY TO ME.
why?
KIRK IS JEALOUS OF UHURA, NOOKBRAIN.  HE WANTS TO BE HER.  HE WANTS TO BE KISSING SPOCK.
HOW IN THE EVERLOVING FUCK DID YOU NOT DETECT THAT?
…dude!
kirk and spock are just bros!  kirk wants to kiss the pretty girl, that’s all!
NO WAY.
KIRK AND SPOCK HAVE SO MUCH DEVELOPMENT I MEAN HOLY FUCK EGBERT, HAVE  YOU EVEN BEEN PAYING ATTENTION TO HOW HARD THEY HAVE BEEN GAZING AT  EACH OTHER?
IT’S BEEN BORDERLINE PORNOGRAPHIC FROM WHERE I’VE BEEN SITTING.
THEY HAVE A TOTAL DOUBLE REACH-AROUND GOING HERE, AND BONES HAS BEEN AUSPISTICIZING FOR THE KISMESIS HALF OF THEIR ATTRACTION.
but-
NO.
STOP.


The saddest thing is that spock is actually so pale for mccoy in the classic series but mccoy is too busy running around after kirk to notice. 
…The other saddest thing is that I have actually thought about this. 

I just have a lot of feelings about TOS pairings okay

roachpatrol:

boyfriendleaders:

aww.

WHAT?

NO.

NO!

WHAT ABOUT KIRK?

what- oh yeah, he looks kind of jealous there, doesn’t he!

MORE LIKE FUMING WITH JEALOUS RAGE.

HOW THE FUCK COULD SPOCK DO THAT TO HIM?

well, i don’t think he knew that kirk liked uhura for one thing, but-

HOLD ON.

HOLD ON.

WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?

that i don’t think spock knew kirk like-

I HEARD WHAT YOU SAID, I JUST CANNOT BELIEVE YOU ACTUALLY FORMED THOSE WORDS IN YOUR HEAD AND EXPRESSED THEM VERBALLY TO ME.

why?

KIRK IS JEALOUS OF UHURA, NOOKBRAIN.  HE WANTS TO BE HER.  HE WANTS TO BE KISSING SPOCK.

HOW IN THE EVERLOVING FUCK DID YOU NOT DETECT THAT?

…dude!

kirk and spock are just bros!  kirk wants to kiss the pretty girl, that’s all!

NO WAY.

KIRK AND SPOCK HAVE SO MUCH DEVELOPMENT I MEAN HOLY FUCK EGBERT, HAVE YOU EVEN BEEN PAYING ATTENTION TO HOW HARD THEY HAVE BEEN GAZING AT EACH OTHER?

IT’S BEEN BORDERLINE PORNOGRAPHIC FROM WHERE I’VE BEEN SITTING.

THEY HAVE A TOTAL DOUBLE REACH-AROUND GOING HERE, AND BONES HAS BEEN AUSPISTICIZING FOR THE KISMESIS HALF OF THEIR ATTRACTION.

but-

NO.

STOP.

The saddest thing is that spock is actually so pale for mccoy in the classic series but mccoy is too busy running around after kirk to notice. 

…The other saddest thing is that I have actually thought about this. 

I just have a lot of feelings about TOS pairings okay

(via pride1289)

Filed under john egbert homestuck karkat lol kirk/spock husbands in space

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    Karkat ships Spirk YES
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    I just have a lot of feelings about TOS pairings okay
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